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I Talk An Awful Lot Of Smack For Someone Who Tips Over tee

I Talk An Awful Lot Of Smack For Someone Who Tips Over tee

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Color: Black Heather
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Care Instructions

To preserve the beauty of your dress, we recommend gentle hand washing or dry cleaning. Do not bleach. Hang or lay flat to dry. Steam or iron on low heat if needed.

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Product Description:

Some people need a nap. Others need a vacation. You? You need a speed bump. For your schedule, your thoughts, your mouth—maybe even life in general. This “I Seriously Need A Speed Bump” t-shirt was made for the women who are constantly going full throttle and forgetting to hit the brakes.

It’s a subtle nod to the chaos we all try to navigate—those days when everything feels like it’s moving too fast, and you just need a moment to breathe (or at least catch up). Whether it’s your brain racing ahead or your calendar stacked to the sky, this tee gets the message across without saying a word—well, almost.

Soft, flattering, and effortlessly cool, it’s your go-to tee when life’s in overdrive but you’re still showing up with style and a little humor.

Why You’ll Love It:

  • The perfect expression of “too much, too fast”

  • Comfy, breathable fabric designed for all-day wear

  • Great for busy minds, busy lives, or anyone who’s overdue for a break

Wear it as a reminder to slow down—or at least try to.

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Size guide S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28

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    Emily R.
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    Perfect for a summer wedding
    I wore this to my cousin's wedding and felt amazing all day. The fit was exactly as expected, and I received so many compliments. I ordered my usual size S.
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    Olivia H.
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    Beautiful dress
    Really happy with this purchase. I only wish I had steamed it before trying it on because it arrived with a few wrinkles from shipping.
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    Sarah T.
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    So flattering
    I have a hard time finding dresses that fit my waist properly, but this one was perfect. Very comfortable to wear for several hours.
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    Chloe W.
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    Worth every dollar
    The quality surprised me. The material has a nice weight and doesn't feel see-through at all. I'll definitely order another style.
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    Amanda K.
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    Engagement photo approved
    Bought this for our engagement photos and couldn't be happier. It looked beautiful in natural light and fit perfectly.
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    Nicole B.
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    Runs slightly roomy
    I was between sizes and ordered the larger one. It still looked great, but I probably could have gone with my usual size.
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    Hannah C.
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    Comfortable all evening
    Wore this to a formal dinner and didn't have to adjust it once. It stayed comfortable from start to finish.
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    Megan L.
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    Love the quality
    Beautiful stitching and a really elegant design. It feels much more expensive than it actually is.
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    Rachel S.
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    True to size
    I followed the size chart and ordered a Medium. It fit exactly the way I wanted.
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    Ashley D.
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    Received so many compliments
    Everyone kept asking where I bought this dress. It's simple, elegant, and easy to accessorize.
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    Lauren P.
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    Vacation favorite
    Packed this for my trip to Italy and wore it twice. It's lightweight, comfortable, and photographs beautifully.
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    Brittany G.
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    Lovely dress
    The zipper was a little stiff the first time, but after wearing it once everything worked perfectly. Overall, I'm very happy.
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    Kayla N.
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    Helpful customer service
    I wasn't sure which size to buy, so I contacted support first. They recommended a Small, and it fit perfectly.