“Piss Me Off Again And We Play A Game Called Duct Duct Tape” is the brilliantly savage tee for the woman whose patience is limited and whose sense of humor has an edge — just the way she likes it. It’s your playful warning label that while you try to keep the peace, you also have solutions for repeat offenders — and they involve a roll of duct tape and a creative imagination.

Crafted from soft, breathable fabric with a relaxed, flattering fit, this shirt is perfect for workdays that test your last nerve, family gatherings that push your limits, or any moment when you want to remind everyone that crossing you twice might come with a side of silence — forcibly applied. Wear it proudly as your not-so-subtle hint: mess with you once, maybe; twice, better bring supplies.