Stop Holding In Your Farts. They Travel Up Your Spine & Into Your Brain.. Tee
Stop Holding In Your Farts. They Travel Up Your Spine & Into Your Brain.. Tee
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Turn heads and spark laughter with our women’s statement tee: "Stop Holding In Your Farts. They Travel Up Your Spine & Into Your Brain." Bold, cheeky, and a little too relatable, this tee delivers scientific logic with unapologetic humor. Whether you’re the life of the party or just tired of pretending to be polite, it’s your go-to for breaking the ice—literally and figuratively. Paired with the witty line "Everyday I Do Diddly Squats, But Young Enough To Do It Anyway," it’s made for women who embrace comfort, comedy, and keeping it real. Crafted from soft, breathable fabric, because if you’re going to speak your truth, you should be comfy doing it.
| Size guide | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Width (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |

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EEmily R.Verified BuyerPerfect for a summer weddingI wore this to my cousin's wedding and felt amazing all day. The fit was exactly as expected, and I received so many compliments. I ordered my usual size S.Stop Holding In Your Farts. They Travel Up Your Spine & Into Your Brain.. Tee Was this helpful? 23 2
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OOlivia H.Verified BuyerBeautiful dressReally happy with this purchase. I only wish I had steamed it before trying it on because it arrived with a few wrinkles from shipping.Stop Holding In Your Farts. They Travel Up Your Spine & Into Your Brain.. Tee Was this helpful? 0 0
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SSarah T.Verified BuyerSo flatteringI have a hard time finding dresses that fit my waist properly, but this one was perfect. Very comfortable to wear for several hours.Stop Holding In Your Farts. They Travel Up Your Spine & Into Your Brain.. Tee Was this helpful? 0 0
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CChloe W.Verified BuyerWorth every dollarThe quality surprised me. The material has a nice weight and doesn't feel see-through at all. I'll definitely order another style.Stop Holding In Your Farts. They Travel Up Your Spine & Into Your Brain.. Tee Was this helpful? 0 0
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AAmanda K.Verified BuyerEngagement photo approvedBought this for our engagement photos and couldn't be happier. It looked beautiful in natural light and fit perfectly.Stop Holding In Your Farts. They Travel Up Your Spine & Into Your Brain.. Tee Was this helpful? 0 0
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NNicole B.Verified BuyerRuns slightly roomyI was between sizes and ordered the larger one. It still looked great, but I probably could have gone with my usual size.Stop Holding In Your Farts. They Travel Up Your Spine & Into Your Brain.. Tee Was this helpful? 0 0
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HHannah C.Verified BuyerComfortable all eveningWore this to a formal dinner and didn't have to adjust it once. It stayed comfortable from start to finish.Stop Holding In Your Farts. They Travel Up Your Spine & Into Your Brain.. Tee Was this helpful? 0 0
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MMegan L.Verified BuyerLove the qualityBeautiful stitching and a really elegant design. It feels much more expensive than it actually is.Stop Holding In Your Farts. They Travel Up Your Spine & Into Your Brain.. Tee Was this helpful? 0 0
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RRachel S.Verified BuyerTrue to sizeI followed the size chart and ordered a Medium. It fit exactly the way I wanted.Stop Holding In Your Farts. They Travel Up Your Spine & Into Your Brain.. Tee Was this helpful? 0 0
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AAshley D.Verified BuyerReceived so many complimentsEveryone kept asking where I bought this dress. It's simple, elegant, and easy to accessorize.Stop Holding In Your Farts. They Travel Up Your Spine & Into Your Brain.. Tee Was this helpful? 0 0
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LLauren P.Verified BuyerVacation favoritePacked this for my trip to Italy and wore it twice. It's lightweight, comfortable, and photographs beautifully.Stop Holding In Your Farts. They Travel Up Your Spine & Into Your Brain.. Tee Was this helpful? 0 0
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BBrittany G.Verified BuyerLovely dressThe zipper was a little stiff the first time, but after wearing it once everything worked perfectly. Overall, I'm very happy.Stop Holding In Your Farts. They Travel Up Your Spine & Into Your Brain.. Tee Was this helpful? 0 0
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KKayla N.Verified BuyerHelpful customer serviceI wasn't sure which size to buy, so I contacted support first. They recommended a Small, and it fit perfectly.Stop Holding In Your Farts. They Travel Up Your Spine & Into Your Brain.. Tee Was this helpful? 0 0