• Well Aren't You As Pleasant As An Itchy Asshole Tee
  • Well Aren't You As Pleasant As An Itchy Asshole Tee
  • Well Aren't You As Pleasant As An Itchy Asshole Tee
  • Well Aren't You As Pleasant As An Itchy Asshole Tee
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Well Aren't You As Pleasant As An Itchy Asshole Tee

Well Aren't You As Pleasant As An Itchy Asshole Tee

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Color: Black Heather
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Product Description:

Some people just have a way of showing up and instantly ruining the vibe—and now, you’ve got the perfect shirt for it. The “Well Aren’t You As Pleasant As An Itchy Asshole” t-shirt is a brutally honest, laugh-out-loud way to express what you’re really thinking when forced to deal with those kinds of personalities.

It’s bold. It’s blunt. And it’s exactly the kind of humor that turns heads, raises eyebrows, and earns a smirk from anyone who's ever had to bite their tongue in a conversation with someone insufferable. Whether you're dealing with passive-aggressive coworkers, clueless strangers, or just that one relative at every family gathering, this shirt is your unfiltered inner monologue, printed in plain sight.

Made from ultra-soft, breathable fabric with a relaxed yet flattering fit, it’s built for comfort—because life’s too short to pretend everyone's delightful.

Why You’ll Love It:
– Outrageously relatable and unapologetically savage
– Soft, comfy fit perfect for days when you just can't fake it
– Sparks laughs, side-eyes, and solidarity

For the days when diplomacy is overrated and sarcasm is survival.

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Size guide S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28

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    Emily R.
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    Perfect for a summer wedding
    I wore this to my cousin's wedding and felt amazing all day. The fit was exactly as expected, and I received so many compliments. I ordered my usual size S.
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    Olivia H.
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    Beautiful dress
    Really happy with this purchase. I only wish I had steamed it before trying it on because it arrived with a few wrinkles from shipping.
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    Sarah T.
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    So flattering
    I have a hard time finding dresses that fit my waist properly, but this one was perfect. Very comfortable to wear for several hours.
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    Chloe W.
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    Worth every dollar
    The quality surprised me. The material has a nice weight and doesn't feel see-through at all. I'll definitely order another style.
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    Amanda K.
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    Engagement photo approved
    Bought this for our engagement photos and couldn't be happier. It looked beautiful in natural light and fit perfectly.
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    Nicole B.
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    Runs slightly roomy
    I was between sizes and ordered the larger one. It still looked great, but I probably could have gone with my usual size.
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    Hannah C.
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    Comfortable all evening
    Wore this to a formal dinner and didn't have to adjust it once. It stayed comfortable from start to finish.
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    Megan L.
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    Love the quality
    Beautiful stitching and a really elegant design. It feels much more expensive than it actually is.
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    Rachel S.
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    True to size
    I followed the size chart and ordered a Medium. It fit exactly the way I wanted.
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    Ashley D.
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    Received so many compliments
    Everyone kept asking where I bought this dress. It's simple, elegant, and easy to accessorize.
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    Lauren P.
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    Vacation favorite
    Packed this for my trip to Italy and wore it twice. It's lightweight, comfortable, and photographs beautifully.
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    Brittany G.
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    Lovely dress
    The zipper was a little stiff the first time, but after wearing it once everything worked perfectly. Overall, I'm very happy.
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    Kayla N.
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    Helpful customer service
    I wasn't sure which size to buy, so I contacted support first. They recommended a Small, and it fit perfectly.
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